2020 'KUURA-Cola' Ripe Pu-Erh Tea
Our finest KUURA-COLA yet.
Clean and precise fermentation. Expertly engineered for maximum flavour. Pressed for unparalleled value.
So, how does it taste? In a recent independent consumer study*, test subjects reported such things as 'It tastes like sweet vanilla!', 'Such a rich and smooth mouthfeel, wow!', and 'It makes me feel slightly less depressed about not having a real job and being forced to do these stupid consumer studies to pay my overpriced rent.'
Whether you're just dipping your tongue-tip into the chocolate-coloured, earthy waters of ripe pu-erh, or already paying your dentist extra for post-tea teeth whitening, KUURACORP® brand KUURA-COLA deserves an esteemed place in your collection.
*Disclaimer: Study conducted by TasteFuturesResearch™, a wholly-owned subsidiary of KUURACORP®.
Artwork by Sprinks. Pictures by Pingle Pictures.